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Royal Guard to move against Confederacy

Preliminary reports from royal staff indicates that Lord Blackthorn is pushing for a move against Confederate military resources. With no official word from the King, the motivation for this sudden change in policy is uncertain. Nevertheless, all Guardsmen have been called in for this potential offensive.

When: Sunday, September 22 at 7pm CST / 8pm EST
Where: Castle Blackthorn

Royal Guard promotions!

No, we didn’t accidentally bump an old post. All though the Guard system was on hiatus for some time, all Royal Guard events (and reports) were still being logged. All records are now current.

Furthermore! The Guard system has been overhauled. Promotions should start to come a bit quicker for those at the PFC rank and above. As if to reflect these changes, several Guardsmen may find they’ve jumped a couple ranks since last promoted.

So, come on out! Lord Blackthorn will be pleased to have his Guard shipshape once more.

When: Saturday, September 21 at 8pm CST / 9pm EST
Where: Castle Blackthorn

Congratulations, Governors!

Lord Blackthorn offers his congratulations to Britannia’s second elected council of governors.


Governor Bocephus Hamfist of Britain

Governor Boy of Jhelom

Governor Napalm of Moonglow

Governor Elwood of New Magincia

Governor A.J. Jameson of Minoc

Governor Wysteria of Skara Brae

Governor IronHorse of Trinsoc

Governor Sadok of Vesper

Governor Ryno Reno of Yew

Council Meeting

Lord Blackthorn wishes to meet with Governors immediately. Establishing procedure and the threat of rising conflict near Cove are expected to be the primary topics of discussion.

When: Monday, August 12 at 7:30 pm CST / 8:30 pm EST
Where: Castle Blackthorn

Exodus Bashing

The Royal Guard is warming up for a fight. Join us on an obligatory trip to the Exodus Dungeon, before we make a training dummy of the Clockwork Exodus. Plus some other stuff….

When: Thursday, June 13 at 9pm CST / 10pm EST
Where: Meet outside Castle Blackthorn. Moongate in West Brit and Luna

Cannon training, and other events

Captain Geoffrey has ordered his officers to have the Royal Marine division organized and ready. Training will commence immediately, beginning with gunnery training.

When: Sunday, June 9 at 8pm CST / 9pm EST
Where: Castle Britannia


Other events currently planned for the month:

Exodus bashing! – June 13

Council meeting – June 16

Investigation into rumored camps – June 19

Royal Cavalry to action – TBA, based on investigation event

Event Cancellation

Tonight’s event (Trade issues, with Jonas Grumby) has been cancelled. Dealings with Mr. Spacely have been rough, lately, and a few necessary cogs were never delivered.

The event will be rescheduled for April.  We still have on event left in March, on the 28th, as we take on the Covetous Void Pool! We hope to see you all there!

Exodus bashing!

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday! We’re going to head over to Exodus dungeon, maybe pick up a few keys here and there…. Then it’s time to give ol’ Exodus a good thrashing. Thrice! Or however many times we can manage within an hour.

Come get yourself some alchemy sleeves, +5 stat thingys, and whatnot! See you all there!

When: Tuesday, March 12 at 7pm CST / 8pm EST
Where: Meet outside Castle Blackthorn (gate from New Haven)

Darts League this Sunday!

We’re approaching the end of our very first term of Darts League! It has been an exciting competition, thus far, and it’s still anyone’s game! With 3 matches left to play, even newcomers stand a chance. Come out for some darts, some meeting and greeting, and some general fun!

When: Sunday, March 10 at 8pm CST / 9pm EST
Where: Hall of Champions (gate provided from WBB And New Haven)

Guards to investigate in Felucca, tonight!

The Royal Guard is gearing up to investigate Confederate actions in Felucca. Evidence uncovered by Guards on mission with Jonas Grumby points to the possibility of manufactured sigils, designed to swing the balance of power amongst the factions there.

With cooperation from Sir Dupre and the True Britannians, the Royal Guard hopes to uncover any Confederate involvement in Felucca and put a stop to it.  Guards that with to voluntarily join in on this undertaking will report to First Sergeant Clemons.

When: February 28 at 9pm CST / 10pm EST
Where: Outside True Britannian Base (This event takes place in Felucca. Nevertheless, moongate will be available at Luna)