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Rules for the “Nakid Race”

  1.  You must be totally naked except for ONE pair of sandals worn on your person.
  2. No mounts of any kind (or flying)
  3.  NOTHING in your backback. This means no spell or runebooks. Yes I will check you before you enter the race area.  (Exceptions are unmovable items i.e. Bedlam Tuition form etc.)
  4. First person to complete the lap ALIVE will advance to the next round.
  5. If you  die you must start the lap over. There is a healer at the healer station you must resurrect at and come back in.
  6. There will be 5 racers in each heat.  Race starts and finishes at the yellow line.

We meet at the Yew Abby/Bank at 8pm CST.  Anyone not entering the race watch from the inside of the track.  Runners wait at the entrance for inspection. We will have as many heats as there are runners!!!

July Schedule

July 06 – Spider Attacks Part 2 – meet the Sergeant Major at the EM Hall in Britian at 7pm CST.

July 12 -“Nakid Foot Race” – 8pm CST  at the track behind Yew Abby (rules to be posted)

July 17 – Kings Meeting  – Castle Blackthorn 8pm CST

July 20 – Darts League – Reward hall dart arena

July 24 – Royal Guard Meeting – promotions/uniform inspection/training  “Void Pool”

July 28 – Meet and Greet at the Brit EM Hall 7pm CST

For the month of July we will hold a fishing contest for the Autumn Dragonfish.  Fish  MUST BE  caught in July, display the owners name and weight, caught on Lake Superior, and be able to be mounted.  The winners fish will grace the reward hall.  The goal is to display one of each of the shards top catches. Please submit entries at the mailbox just to the west of the EM Hall in Britian.

June Events

Here’s the tenative schedule for June:

06 June – Spiders Attack – Castle Blackthorn Courtyard 7pm CST
15 June – Guardsmen Muster – Castle Blackthorn Courtyard 7pm CST *in uniform & ranks*
19 June – King’s Meeting – Castle Blackthorn 7pm CST
22 June – Darts League – Reward Hall 7pm CST
27 June – Archery Competition – Reward Hall 7pm CST
29 June – Meet and Greet – EM Hall Brit – 7pm CST

I will have more details as it gets closer to each event

The Spider Attacks

To Major Wolf Ironseeker;

During my patrol of the Minoc/Vesper area, I came across what I believe to have been a surviving infiltrator of the battle at Minoc the previous day.  The spider was apparently attempting to stay hidden from patrols by wading in the river while moving from Minoc towards Vesper.

After surveying the area and not finding any additional enemy forces, I proceeded to fish out and exterminate the insect.  With assistance from DrCossack and Lord Equalis, the creature was dealt with in a timely manner.

Taeara Mi’Aken, Woman at Arms, Royal Guard Medic Corps

As he sat at his desk and looked over the last report he knew that things were getting worse.  Reports coming in from all over the Minoc Vesper area of increasing spider attacks, seems as though they were heading to something bad.


As he sits back to contemplate his next move, a guardsmen comes running in.

“Sir,” as he barley catches his breath. “Sir, the Minoc mines, the spiders, someone sited preforming rituals, they.. they..”

Slow down, what has happened?”

“Sir, there was some sort of sorcerer spotted in the area of the mines.  We think he has something to do with the spiders that have been attacking the area.  He had a small pouch on him containing some vials of blood, mushrooms, spider webs, and fire materials.  He got away before we could capture him.  We think he is hold up somewhere in the mines outside of Minoc but we can’t get near there with all these spiders.”

He knew what needed to be done then.  Sergeant Major Wolf Ironseeker is asking everyone, guardsmen or not, to help assault the mines in Minoc and put these spiders and whoever is behind them to rest once and for all.  Please assemble in the courtyard outside of Castle Blackthorn on Friday June 6th at 7pm CST ready for a fight.

[EM Event] Governor’s Meeting May 15 @7pm CST

The King has asked that all governor’s assemble on Thursday May 15, at 7pm CST to discuss the problems of the realm. He has also requested that a small honor guard be dispatched from the Royal Guard due to recent circumstances that have come to his attention.
We shall be following the these guidelines :

Pirate Sightings

It has recently come to my attention that there have been many sightings of pirates in recent days. Most reports seem to be originating from Vesper and, of course, Buc’s Den.

The Merchant Navy in Vesper is getting restless, having lost upwards of five ships already, and I am afraid they will mobilize and take drastic action against these vicious bands of corsairs.

I plea with you all, help me investigate the sources of these rumors. So far most information I’ve received has come in the form of an old rambling drunk that wanders around Britain, named Jonas Grumby. How trustworthy his information is, or his own involvement, I do not yet comprehend.

Until next time, stay safe on the seas!